In New Book, Laura Bush Can’t Acknowledge Horrible Accident Known as W
In a perfect example of how psychotic the Bush Clan remains, Laura Bush has once again milked the tragedy of a teenager she killed in a car accident in Midland, Texas 50 years ago. This time to sell...
View ArticleMan killed by Laura Bush in Car Crash Demands Royalty Cut
Mike Douglas, the young man killed by Laura Bush in a car crash in 1963, has demanded a cut of the royalties from her upcoming memoir. The book is being promoted entirely on the fact that Bush killed...
View ArticleLocal Man Masters Art of Making Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
The peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It’s the staple of grade school students. The standby for financially-strapped college students. The sign that a husband has done something wrong when he opens the...
View ArticleWeight-Loss Program Guarantees You’ll Lose Interest in Under 2 Weeks
INDIANAPOLIS – As millions of Americans continue to return to post-holiday life, a controversial new weight-loss program – pioneered by a self-help guru in California – guarantees that dieters will...
View ArticleObama releases children’s book as ‘full legal basis’ for drone strikes
In response to House Democrats demanding that President Barack Obama release information on the White House Administration’s use of drone strikes, congress was sent a copy of “Our Friend Danny Drone,”...
View ArticleSarah Palin Coloring Book Is Amazon’s New Top Seller
The former part-time Republican Governor of Alaska has a new coloring book called “Sarah Palin in Comparison” that broke a sales record for its publisher and now tops Amazon’s best seller list. Earlier...
View ArticleAfter Dismal Sales, Publisher Recommends Other Uses For Hillary Clinton Book
New York City – Publishing giant Simon & Schuster, desperate to find a way to turn a profit on Hillary Clinton’s new book “Hard Choices”, has come out with other possible uses for the book. The...
View ArticleDoes This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Eight: Back Before the Beginning...
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” It was the late 90’s when I felt like I was someone who was misunderstood and decided I would much rather be someone who...
View ArticleDoes This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Ten: Hobby Whores)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” I still have aspirations. Plus, I like saying “ass-pirations.” One of them is to start a club for procrastinators… One of...
View ArticleDoes This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Eleven: Margarine of Error)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” Remind me to go file this when I’m done. I love words, though at times it feels like an unrequited love. I try not to be...
View ArticleDoes This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Twelve: Make No Mistake)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” Back in my formative years, like anyone else, I too was mistaken in some of my ideas (then, I started graded school). For...
View ArticleDoes this Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Thirteen: Last of the Mohitoes)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” But now, as I begin to achieve complete mindfulness and acquire awesome wisdom through meditation and prescription...
View ArticleDoes this Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Post Mortem: Been That, Done There)
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome to the end of this amazing book serial from Anthony Rhody: Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (NOT A MANIFESTO) Read the full thing here. So there you have it, Doctor. As you...
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